What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

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Moonraker

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What's the deal with black women who wear straight hair or go bald?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is it mandatory for restaurants to wash glasses after every use?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Zionists keep saying Israel “bought” the Palestinian’s land when the ownership was less than 5% prior to 1948. If Israel did indeed purchase majority of Palestinian land, why did the zionist state pass laws to confiscate Palestinian property?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

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